THE OUTRAGEOUS STORY OF PORKITTY
From a cringe-worthy life to a purr-fectly amusing existence
·He's a pathetic 40-year-old virgin.
·Looks like if Big Bird lost all his feathers
·Doesn't even have the guts to take off his t-shirt in front of women.
·In a desperate plea, he begs the Pork God that all women would love him.
·He's now PORKITTY, a bizarre blend of Hello Kitty and pork.
·And live happily ever after with the God of Pork.
$PORKITTY - THE INTERNET'S NEWEST MEME SENSATION ON ETH
From laughably lame to adorably awesome, Porkitty. The new face of feline-pork chic.
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